“In Kalimantan Brothels Take Over Orangutans’ Habitat”
How could I not read The Bali Times today with a headline like that?
As it turns out, the mention of a brothel was a largely irrelevant bit in a story about commercial development in a national park and the subsequent disappearance of 600 orangutans. Serious stuff.
I admit, I was hoping for something more colorful.
I scanned the paper and I got it.
More headlines:
Egg-Laden Motorbike in Scrambled Calamity “Eminent chicken-egg wholesaler Ketut Tutek lost all 2,836 ovums aboard his motorcycle (converted perambulator) when his journey was arrested…by a rare wind sheer that sent him spralling into a acrenous pothole….’With the thrashing about of Tutek in the hole and the heat of the midday sun, it quickly turned into a large omelette that was enjoyed by all,’ he said.”
Villagers in Mass Rat Hunt – “Villagers in Kuwum…successfully killed over 1,000 rats in a mass hunt last Friday, an official said…”
Unpaid Bills Leave Bali Aussies Stranded
Bar in Brawl “A bar started a brawl on Wednesday night, street beggars reported. A local vagrant said she understood the bar was “upset at having become a venue for tattooed louts and was feeling unloved.”
Expat, Living Locally, Has Smug Thought
and my personal favorite:
Facebook Users Clinically Braindead: Study “”Researchers concluded that following a survey of postings on the popular website, there was ‘little or no brain activity,’ the peer-reviewed study conducted by Harvard University’s Internet Department for Social Sciences said. ‘It is clear that with the sheer volume of gibberish and drivel posted on Facebook, there is a vast chasm of intelligent thought,’ the study’s lead author, Dr. Hamish Barnicle, said.”
Vowing to read more newspapers,
Robin in Bali
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The rat hunt is NASTY! Did they have any pictures of that? (Of course I say it’s nasty then I want pictures … ). Sick. 🙂
Hey Robin,
Where are you these days? I’m returning to Ubud November 1st and wondered if our cross will pass. I’d also like to turn on a couple of friends of mine on to your booking service in Instanbul. If you hear from them their names are Marty and Karen Rudolph. Lovely retired couple.
How’s by you?? I read that Brian relocated back to CA. I will surely miss him and Philosophers Notes when I get back to Bali.
Hope to hear that you are well and lovin life!
Best –CC